The Assistant to the Associate Provost for Educational Attainment is a high-level, limited-term administrative assistant position that offers an opportunity for the right person to play an essential role in supporting educational innovation. The ideal candidate will value this unique opportunity for professional growth and development within a dynamic time and context, as the University focuses on student success initiatives and serves as the host campus for the Reinvention Center, a national consortium of research universities focused on supporting excellence and innovation in higher education.
Translation, anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Sorry to be such a lazy jerk, but I just flew in from the coast–and man, are my arms tired! I’ve highlighted the particularly bull$hitty phrases–please do your best to translate. Is this just a nothing job meant to make the Associate Provost look like he’s doing some work, or is this a real job meant to amass leverage for pushing MOOCs or online ed?
You be the judge–I’m going to bed.
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