Comments on: You’re a monster!

By: truffula

truffula — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 03:46:40 +0000

I sometimes wish I was a monster. There would be clear advantages at certain kinds of meetings. Chomp! Time for a new VP for Strategery! Chomp! What was that you said about the new FTE:SCH metrics? I couldn’t hear you over the gurgle in my tummy. Also, you could run away into the woods and nobody would make you come back to review the schedule of fees and fines.

By: Feminist Avatar

Feminist Avatar — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 03:11:52 +0000

I feel that four year old is egregiously undermining that bunny’s right to self-definition.

By: Historiann

Historiann — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 23:43:36 +0000

Well koshembos, could she possibly be right?

By: koshembos

koshembos — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 23:36:06 +0000

It’s a quote from my X.

By: Historiann

Historiann — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 23:17:47 +0000

He thinks he’s hilarious–but he’s actually a monster!

By: M.K.

M.K. — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:23:18 +0000

That clip is really surreal.

And J. Otto Pohl is hilarious!

By: J. Otto Pohl

J. Otto Pohl — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:41:53 +0000

I wonder if this would work at an international tribunal.

Prosecutor: You’re a monster.

Accused: I think I’m a bunny.

By: Indyanna

Indyanna — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 18:55:39 +0000

Nobody ever won that kind of an argument with a 3 year-old, not even if they just got off a weekend shift at Sesame Place. Of which, and appropos of nothing much, there’s a whole archived sub-genre of news stories out there somewhere around the theme of enraged–and probably sunburned–parents (well, dads actually) punching out various named and trademarked furry “monsters” at American theme parks for infractions such as “…stepped on my kid’s foot!!!” Law enforcement interventions and other embarrassments usually ensue. Who’s the monster in those episodes?