February
15th 2012
You’re a monster!

Posted under: childhood, fluff

Think of how many times a day you might potentially use the declaration “you’re a monster.”

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8 Responses to “You’re a monster!”

  1. Indyanna on 15 Feb 2012 at 11:55 am #

    Nobody ever won that kind of an argument with a 3 year-old, not even if they just got off a weekend shift at Sesame Place. Of which, and appropos of nothing much, there’s a whole archived sub-genre of news stories out there somewhere around the theme of enraged–and probably sunburned–parents (well, dads actually) punching out various named and trademarked furry “monsters” at American theme parks for infractions such as “…stepped on my kid’s foot!!!” Law enforcement interventions and other embarrassments usually ensue. Who’s the monster in those episodes?

  2. J. Otto Pohl on 15 Feb 2012 at 12:41 pm #

    I wonder if this would work at an international tribunal.

    Prosecutor: You’re a monster.

    Accused: I think I’m a bunny.

  3. M.K. on 15 Feb 2012 at 2:23 pm #

    That clip is really surreal.

    And J. Otto Pohl is hilarious!

  4. Historiann on 15 Feb 2012 at 4:17 pm #

    He thinks he’s hilarious–but he’s actually a monster!

  5. koshembos on 15 Feb 2012 at 4:36 pm #

    It’s a quote from my X.

  6. Historiann on 15 Feb 2012 at 4:43 pm #

    Well koshembos, could she possibly be right?

  7. Feminist Avatar on 15 Feb 2012 at 8:11 pm #

    I feel that four year old is egregiously undermining that bunny’s right to self-definition.

  8. truffula on 15 Feb 2012 at 8:46 pm #

    I sometimes wish I was a monster. There would be clear advantages at certain kinds of meetings. Chomp! Time for a new VP for Strategery! Chomp! What was that you said about the new FTE:SCH metrics? I couldn’t hear you over the gurgle in my tummy. Also, you could run away into the woods and nobody would make you come back to review the schedule of fees and fines.