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What is it about the opening tulips, the flowering crabapple trees, and the blossoming lilacs that makes university administrators spring their half-cooked “brilliant” and “revenue-neutral” (i.e. Excellence Without Money) schemes on the faculty and students? Is it that they know we’re buried in end-of-term papers and exams that must be written and graded, and the last thing we need in our lives is more long meetings? Last year as you may recall, Baa Ram U. asked us to consider the scheme of “concurrent enrollment,” in which high school history teachers would be permitted to teach courses for which we in the History department would give Baa Ram U. credit. (The uni collects the cash, and we just provide the free credentialing service.)
This year, apparently one administrator has decided that we need to be more like prestigious, well-funded Ivies and elite SLACs. Of course, it would cost millions if not billions of dollars to accomplish this honestly, but that’s not on the table. Continue Reading »






