Someone’s being mean to White House Senior Advisor David Axelrod! But somehow, I don’t think quotations like this are going to get the bullies to leave him alone on his walk home from school. In fact, I think the bullies are going to start wearing cleats from now on:
“I guess I have been castigated for believing too deeply in the president,” [Axelrod] said, lapsing into the sarcasm he tends to deploy when playing defense.
That’s right: if you made a mistake, it was only that you loved him too much. (Where does anyone get the idea that Democrats can’t take a punch? Oh, I don’t know–the fact that they’re falling all over their fainting couches because someone “castigated” them. With words! Really mean ones, I guess.)
In an interview in his office, Mr. Axelrod was often defiant, saying he did not give a “flying” expletive “about what the peanut gallery thinks” and did not live for the approval “of the political community.” [Ed. note: Weak! If you don't give a "flying" frack, then don't bring it up.] He denounced the “rampant lack of responsibility” of people in Washington who refuse to solve problems, and cited the difficulty of trying to communicate through what he calls “the dirty filter” of a city suffused with the “every day is Election Day sort of mentality.” [Ed note: you have to govern with the Washington you have, not the Washington you wish you had, with flying multicolored ponies and cream soda in all of the fountains and in the reflecting pool of the Lincoln Memorial.]
When asked how he would assess his performance, Mr. Axelrod shrugged. “I’m not going to judge myself on that score,” he said. But then he shot back: “Have I succeeded in reversing a 30-year trend of skepticism and cynicism about government? I confess that I have not. Maybe next year.” [Can we get red pop next year in the reflecting pool? That would be pretty, and extra-delicious.]
I’m just stunned to learn, once again, that President Barack Obama’s team really did believe that he was the magically transformational politician they marketed during the primary and general election campaigns. Continue Reading »